Post by Antonius Dragonblade on Apr 1, 2008 8:26:49 GMT -8
(Story)
Two weary travelers found themselves lost in the Wolf Forest of Akliceium with little food or water. One, a human soldier of the Royal Army and the other a Wolven. "I don't believe we're going to make it back to the road, Kayin." Antonius says to the scavenger with a dry voice. Kayin looks back to the armored man with a gleam in his beady eyes, "With you by my side, nothing is impossible. Had I a tail, I'd wag it for you." The soldier blushed with lips curled to a smile. "You always knew the right words to say." Antonius replied. The two locked eyes but the scavenger points over the human's shoulders. "Look!" They then spot a building in a clearing resembling a small palace. The sound of music coming from the structure was almost hypnotizing in melody. "Let's go, they must have food and water there!" Antonius says, taking Kayin's paw and leading him to the palace.
Inside what they found were filled with beauty and amazement. Fine gold-lined pillars matching equally fancy tapestries. But what truly caught their eyes were all the beautiful women dressed in elegant silk, freely roaming the halls. "Whoa..." both said with mouths wide open. "Welcome, strangers." One of the ladies with a revealing and fancier dress approaches them. "I am Ursa and this is the Romance Palace where all your needs are fulfilled. You two look famished. Come, come!" The now smiling pair were lead to one of the rooms in the hall filled with more beautiful women with fresh fruits readied in baskets. Antonius and Kayin found themselves lying comfortably on two seperate beds, lavishing the attention of the women while being hand-fed grapes and strawberries. "This place is amazing! Although I don't remember it on the map and something just doesn't feel right..." Antonius says, looking to Kayin who was too occupied with the women to acknowledge him.
A few moments later, Ursa returns to the room with a smile on her face. "How are we doing, boys?" she asked the two. Kayin was still too occupied though gave a "paws-up" as Antonius replied, "Excellent, good lady Ursa! What do we owe you for all this? We must return to the city soon." The lady approached them closer. "You owe us nothing at all, however, who says you're allowed to leave?" she replied in a serious tone, and with a snap of a finger the two were pinned down to their beds by all the women, with surprisingly great strength! "Aah! You're not women at all!" Kayin shouts, struggling to break free. "You're right, scavenger." With a puff of smoke that seemingly came out of nowhere, the women's true form were revealed to the two... They were.. male Orcs!
"Aaaah!! And I let some of you put grapes in my mouth?! Ugh!" Kayin says, spitting left and right. "I knew something was wrong! Let us go, Orc!" Antonius shouts. Ursa laughed in his true, manly, Orcish tone. "Fools, you will stay here and become our slaves!" After a brief pause, Antonius and Kayin looks to each other with a nod. "Delayed Endow!" Ursa tilts his head in response, "Delayed what?" In a blink of an eye, magic surged through the two's veins enabling them to break free of the Orcs' grips. "Run!" With that, they spring to their feets and raced out of the room but the Orcs were in close pursuit. "I cannot recall the way out!" Antonius says. More Orcs seem to come out of nowhere and their options were running thin...
"This way!" Kayin grabs Antonius' arm just before slipping into a door that lead downstairs. Surprisingly, the two found themselves in a small cavern with a pair of large sea turtles waiting for them. "We're saved!" The two mounted the sea turtles which lead them out of the cavern to an outside lake where they swam to dry land. "Freedom!" both exclaimed loudly. But much to their demise, the Orcs were there waiting for them with spears readied and arrows knocked. "We've got you now!" Ursa said, stepping in from the back row. Antonius and Kayin stood in place and held each other tightly. "This is it, I never knew it would end this way.." Kayin says under his breath. "Whatever happens from here, just remember that I'll always love you!" Antonius says, holding Kayin closer to him. "And I you!" Kayin says without hesitation...
The End?
HAPPY APRIL'S FOOLS NERO LAS VEGAS!
Two weary travelers found themselves lost in the Wolf Forest of Akliceium with little food or water. One, a human soldier of the Royal Army and the other a Wolven. "I don't believe we're going to make it back to the road, Kayin." Antonius says to the scavenger with a dry voice. Kayin looks back to the armored man with a gleam in his beady eyes, "With you by my side, nothing is impossible. Had I a tail, I'd wag it for you." The soldier blushed with lips curled to a smile. "You always knew the right words to say." Antonius replied. The two locked eyes but the scavenger points over the human's shoulders. "Look!" They then spot a building in a clearing resembling a small palace. The sound of music coming from the structure was almost hypnotizing in melody. "Let's go, they must have food and water there!" Antonius says, taking Kayin's paw and leading him to the palace.
Inside what they found were filled with beauty and amazement. Fine gold-lined pillars matching equally fancy tapestries. But what truly caught their eyes were all the beautiful women dressed in elegant silk, freely roaming the halls. "Whoa..." both said with mouths wide open. "Welcome, strangers." One of the ladies with a revealing and fancier dress approaches them. "I am Ursa and this is the Romance Palace where all your needs are fulfilled. You two look famished. Come, come!" The now smiling pair were lead to one of the rooms in the hall filled with more beautiful women with fresh fruits readied in baskets. Antonius and Kayin found themselves lying comfortably on two seperate beds, lavishing the attention of the women while being hand-fed grapes and strawberries. "This place is amazing! Although I don't remember it on the map and something just doesn't feel right..." Antonius says, looking to Kayin who was too occupied with the women to acknowledge him.
A few moments later, Ursa returns to the room with a smile on her face. "How are we doing, boys?" she asked the two. Kayin was still too occupied though gave a "paws-up" as Antonius replied, "Excellent, good lady Ursa! What do we owe you for all this? We must return to the city soon." The lady approached them closer. "You owe us nothing at all, however, who says you're allowed to leave?" she replied in a serious tone, and with a snap of a finger the two were pinned down to their beds by all the women, with surprisingly great strength! "Aah! You're not women at all!" Kayin shouts, struggling to break free. "You're right, scavenger." With a puff of smoke that seemingly came out of nowhere, the women's true form were revealed to the two... They were.. male Orcs!
"Aaaah!! And I let some of you put grapes in my mouth?! Ugh!" Kayin says, spitting left and right. "I knew something was wrong! Let us go, Orc!" Antonius shouts. Ursa laughed in his true, manly, Orcish tone. "Fools, you will stay here and become our slaves!" After a brief pause, Antonius and Kayin looks to each other with a nod. "Delayed Endow!" Ursa tilts his head in response, "Delayed what?" In a blink of an eye, magic surged through the two's veins enabling them to break free of the Orcs' grips. "Run!" With that, they spring to their feets and raced out of the room but the Orcs were in close pursuit. "I cannot recall the way out!" Antonius says. More Orcs seem to come out of nowhere and their options were running thin...
"This way!" Kayin grabs Antonius' arm just before slipping into a door that lead downstairs. Surprisingly, the two found themselves in a small cavern with a pair of large sea turtles waiting for them. "We're saved!" The two mounted the sea turtles which lead them out of the cavern to an outside lake where they swam to dry land. "Freedom!" both exclaimed loudly. But much to their demise, the Orcs were there waiting for them with spears readied and arrows knocked. "We've got you now!" Ursa said, stepping in from the back row. Antonius and Kayin stood in place and held each other tightly. "This is it, I never knew it would end this way.." Kayin says under his breath. "Whatever happens from here, just remember that I'll always love you!" Antonius says, holding Kayin closer to him. "And I you!" Kayin says without hesitation...
The End?
HAPPY APRIL'S FOOLS NERO LAS VEGAS!